Alright, I'm on the bus right now, so I wont be typing much because of the fact it is not a smooth ride.
Let's start off with introductions. My name is [generic name], but you can call me User, or more formally, UserStillLoading. You are an internet explorer, who somehow found my website. A friend might have told you about it, or you might have found it on accident. Either way, all are welcome.
Have a great morning, afternoon, or night!